2001-12-30 - paper mail
2001-12-30 - never let them see you sweat
2001-12-30 - it could be worse, I could be inbred, or having a baby, or having an inbred baby
2001-12-29 - whether I want to or not
2001-12-29 - fluff my pillows please
2001-12-28 - the old man the little girl and architecture
2001-12-28 - the phone calls I didn't get
2001-12-28 - near collisons, detours, and new destinations
2001-12-27 - it's a freak out fest
2001-12-27 - men. boys. same damn thing.
2001-12-26 - intoxicatingly charming, that's my boy
2001-12-27 - because I can't waste an hour here, I'll make this short.
2001-12-25 - the teetering tower
2001-12-24 - the carrot
2001-12-24 - anyone want to drive for 2 days?
2001-12-24 - Home of the Range
2001-12-22 - a minor success
2001-12-22 - I shall rain doom on my own head, literally
2001-12-21 - Cause it's all about me
2001-12-21 - why oh why are chicks lame sometimes
2001-12-20 - crazy people and cute people, never the same people.
2001-12-17 - no one to turn to
12/16/01 - re-write
2001-12-12 - the world is a giant high school, and I'm perpetually late to homeroom
2001-12-11 - Jello sliders and shots
2001-12-11 - home all safe and sound
2001-12-10 - to be with class or without class that is the question
2001-12-09 - A change in the weather
2001-12-08 - Le quote fest
2001-12-08 - and the things that are of the good
2001-12-05 - mumbles departs
2001-12-05 - it's that time again
2001-12-05 - and the axe falls swiftly
2001-12-05 - damn geography again!
2001-12-03 - West Side Story might be a challenge cause monkies can't snap
2001-12-02 - and next the talent competion
2001-12-02 - shake my hand like a man
2001-11-30 - Freeze... and then pass the gravy
2001-11-29 - I knew I forgot something
2001-12-18 - The master plan!
2001-11-28 - no you can't super size it fat ass
2001-11-28 - could it be the light at the end of the tunnel? or just some asshole with a flashlight
2001-11-27 - car crashes, love ponderings, over caffination, and verbosity..... all in the here and now
2001-11-27 - fle under E... for excessive
2001-11-27 - could you please stop following me people are starting to talk....
2001-11-26 - the "good for now" guy makes his exit soonly
2001-11-25 - Moss grows on the north side of trees...... this will not help me find my way
2001-11-22 - gobble gobble..... not the sound the turkey makes... the sound I make as I shovel food in my face
2001-11-22 - things that make laugh...
2001-11-21 - I am holding a life in my hands.... look it's kinda squishy
2001-11-20 - not so easy to please
2001-11-19 - this is your booty call
2001-11-19 - reason number one million and one
2001-11-19 - Who is driving my car?
2001-11-18 - Fickle
2001-11-17 - Red Headed Slut
2001-11-17 - You can either run or just shuffle your feet but there is no standing still
2001-11-16 - dirty girl vs a messy girl
2001-11-16 - All cool
2001-11-15 - cute enough to make ya vomit
2001-11-14 - why yes that would be my game where did you find it?
2001-11-13 - who got game?
2001-11-12 - and what do you know my phone rang
2001-11-12 - no men and women can't be friends
2001-11-11 - a little lighter on the death wish
2001-11-11 - sexy disco bitch..... oh yes I am
2001-11-10 - fun, disaster or disasterous fun?
2001-11-09 - touch the goodness, hug it, love it, for it is good
2001-11-09 - me and my big mouth
2001-11-09 - le grouch
2001-11-08 - this is my date, the pen and notebook
2001-11-08 - if you were the midwest what would you really want
2001-11-07 - smit, yes we have that
2001-11-07 - my very full social calendar
2001-11-06 - for once not a J name
2001-11-06 - make him wear the bow
2001-11-05 - Well Happy Birthday To Me!!!
2001-11-05 - reprieve!
2001-11-02 - while you were out
2001-11-01 - for those of you playing along at home
2001-10-31 - um yea, got a date
2001-10-31 - my mother, the ice cold beer
2001-10-29 - I love MAC
2001-10-29 - stars and birdies please
2001-10-28 - time on my hands
2001-10-27 - my advice to "them"
2001-10-30 - bitch and whine bitch and whine
2001-10-27 - strictly the facts m'aam
2001-10-26 - my adventure and travel is a no go
2001-10-24 - I'm moving to Stuckeyville
2001-10-24 - oh my... those are.... they can't be...... yes, they are worry wrinkles.
2001-10-25 - grounded
2001-10-23 - hanging cloud of dread
2001-10-22 - you're the devil
2001-10-21 - pride in being a jackass
2001-10-21 - no cheese hats
2001-10-20 - sweet sweetest day
2001-10-20 - and now back to our regularly scheduled cheese
2001-10-20 - clarification of harm
2001-10-19 - Cheese!!!!!
2001-10-19 - not a care in the world
2001-10-19 - got a little bit of hope.......
2001-10-18 - way to help out
2001-10-17 - I am trouble's best customer
2001-10-17 - he's a monkey who kills himself
2001-10-16 - the hunt begins
2001-10-15 - hurt
2001-10-15 - no these pants don't make my butt look big
2001-10-14 - how do you get those stars to stick to your head?
2001-10-13 - why can't we be friends..... uh because you don't like me dumbass that's why
2001-10-13 - topsy turvey
2001-10-12 - happiness is happy hour
2001-10-12 - I'm hungry
2001-10-11 - wagon train keeps on going
2001-10-10 - conversations with God and a naked cowboy
2001-10-09 - they really are all the same
2001-10-08 - Ice cream does not make being told you're not good enough any better, it's like putting a band-aid on a gunshot wound to the stomach
2001-10-08 - termite delay
2001-10-07 - in 24 hours things will be decided
2001-10-07 - wind me up
2001-10-06 - the drunken dog and pony show
2001-10-05 - Sara
2001-10-05 - drinking alone bad
2001-10-05 - I'm right. aren't I?
2001-10-05 - yea Im aware I'm not doing this right
2001-10-05 - meow.
2001-10-04 - a little cheese please
2001-10-03 - dating conspiracy theories and poking at stuff with sticks
2001-10-25 - men can be skanky too
2001-10-03 - greenland is not green
2001-10-02 - cutting directly to the chase
2001-10-01 - driving tour of San Diego county
2001-09-30 - life as I know it
2001-09-30 - peachy-fied
2001-09-28 - farewell baggage
2001-09-27 - this is how not to wash the car
2001-09-26 - nothing to see here just a dirty car
2001-09-24 - it was juniper
2001-09-22 - Good God I'm Amish
2001-09-21 - someone create a diversion... please?
2001-09-20 - the bottom line is kinda curving up into a grin
2001-09-18 - still breathing... inhaling in fact
2001-09-18 - col. the chicken has landed
2001-09-17 - Miss Malnutrtion says......
2001-09-16 - nothing is ever easy
2001-09-14 - this is not fiction but it should be
2001-09-12 - thinking? no I don't do much of that. Obviously.
2001-09-13 - there she goes again.......would she just shut up and chill out?
2001-09-11 - lookin for julie
2001-09-10 - well ain't that a howdie do
2001-09-08 - the grass ain't the green and I won't be your cow
2001-09-08 - the road not travelled at all
2001-09-07 - Someone said that you even laughed.....
2001-09-06 - boys are stupid
2001-09-05 - open options
2001-09-04 - fuck you, I'm under a lot of emotional stress
2001-09-03 - we stop for this message
2001-09-03 - Things I won't be saying
2001-09-02 - playing hooky, only not playing entirely
2001-09-01 - I see invisible people
2001-09-01 - food........ fatty greasy food
2001-08-31 - Houston, we have a problem
2001-08-31 - hmmm I don't know...... how fuckked up is that? pretty fucked up
2001-08-30 - waiting....... so impatiently.... but waiting
2001-08-30 - what's your part
2001-08-29 - pizza guy
2001-08-28 - heart attack on a plate
2001-08-28 - too hot for turtlenecks
2001-08-27 - more on a topic I've already beaten to death
2001-08-26 - swimming with the sharks
2001-08-26 - want to be an idiot? ask me how.
2001-08-25 - well that is confusing
2001-08-24 - the devil.... in a snowsuit and mittens
2001-08-23 - abuse me, please
2001-08-22 - you! off the island
2001-08-22 - corn flake
2001-08-21 - liar liar pants on fire
2001-08-21 - men who love themselves....... and the women who might want to get with
2001-08-20 - give it up.... you're my bitch
2001-08-19 - when actors shop.... and the bunnygirl
2001-09-11 - good news
2001-08-17 - a set back and trap
2001-08-16 - guys and stalkers and wasting precious sleeping time
2001-08-16 - big pimpin
2001-08-15 - Bachelor number one
2001-08-14 - dating as an olympic sport
2001-08-14 - pop whoredom... and taking more than my share
2001-08-13 - thinking about not thinking.... maybe?
2001-08-11 - little lord fauntlaroy
2001-08-10 - maybe renting a truck
2001-08-10 - and ina hormonal rage of self loathing....
2001-08-12 - flowers, they don't grow on trees.... well ok some do
2001-08-09 - don't read this if you're looking for something interesting and meaningful
2001-08-08 - no use for a boy with no name
2001-08-08 - and what do I think I'm doing?
2001-08-07 - cold toes versus broken neck
2001-08-06 - short sweet and whiney
2001-08-05 - the girl with the curl
2001-08-03 - the good the bad, and the swollen puffy eyed
2001-08-02 - light sweet and fluffy
2001-08-01 - it's all about the how and the what
2001-07-31 - The predictions
2001-07-31 - the quest
2001-07-30 - the man zoo
2001-07-29 - playing in traffic
2001-07-28 - one of the dwarves and it ain't happy or doc
2001-07-27 - 50 Helens and a bigger whip
2001-07-24 - cheese for everyone, but the dirty boy gets duct tape
2001-07-24 - promises promises
2001-07-22 - weekend happenin's
2001-07-21 - epiphany, all without having sex with my worst enemy on a table.......
2001-07-18 - Chris, since you're reading this is for you
2001-07-18 - Dear lord
2001-07-17 - it's the hair
2001-07-16 - not so great expectations
2001-07-15 - can I dance with your girlfriend?
2001-07-14 - asi asi
2001-07-13 - don't read here.... you should be at Becky's page
2001-07-13 - I know how to pick them
2001-07-12 - pinnochio, and boys like him
2001-07-28 - I may be cool, but I'm not that cool
2001-07-12 - and on the list of good days this one was very very good
2001-07-11 - Kevin Griffin... in the flesh
2001-07-11 - chips, dings, and flaws
2001-07-09 - science gal is speechless
2001-07-09 - meet me in the bathroom?
2001-07-21 - ticking off my to do list
2001-07-08 - hot topics
2001-07-07 - shot the dog
2001-07-07 - the triumphant return
2001-07-06 - new bed goodness
2001-07-05 - ARRRRRGGGHHHH
2001-07-04 - the thrill of breaking the law
2001-07-04 - morbidity
2001-07-03 - no map
2001-07-02 - wants and needs
2001-07-02 - results from the lab
2001-07-01 - Science Gal says......
2001-07-10 - how far would you go?
2001-06-30 - hot shit and Crab with a K
2001-06-30 - social butterfly
2001-06-29 - I live.....
2001-06-29 - still no answers
2001-06-28 - 3 words
2001-06-27 - mini road trip
2001-09-23 - self involved ridiculous tree smelling moment
2001-06-25 - no stories here
2001-06-23 - stupid chicks 101
2001-06-24 - Science Gal
2001-06-23 - nothing happened
2001-06-26 - Science Gal: victim... errr test case 2
2001-06-22 - a babbling torent of not so meaningless words
2001-06-22 - caramel apples and the tiltawhirl
2001-06-20 - pigs can wear dresses
2001-06-20 - rat bastards
2001-12-18 - rule the school or just plain cruel
2001-06-19 - lethargy
2001-06-18 - simple things
2001-06-18 - all about the ears
2001-06-17 - shining up my silver lining
2001-06-17 - stalking is against the law in california
2001-06-17 - Damn the torpedeos!!!
2001-06-16 - the curse of a cold hearted woman
2001-06-15 - summer lovin.....
2001-06-15 - dreamin of PJ
2001-06-14 - nooks and cranies
2001-06-13 - better way
2001-06-13 - car stuff
2001-06-13 - cases of onionhair on the rise
2001-06-13 - have you seen this boy
2001-06-13 - and when she awoke from the coma
2001-06-11 - stalling.....
2001-06-14 - 70 cats
2001-06-10 - nothing of interest here
2001-06-09 - from this day until..... well whenever
2001-06-09 - the race is over
2001-06-08 - throw a little dirt on that grave
2001-06-08 - brought to you by unfortunate genetics
2001-06-08 - never give the finger in anger
2001-06-08 - how to be a playa
2001-06-07 - blandness
2001-06-07 - soothe me oh cheesy goodness
2001-06-06 - so
2001-06-05 - to do list.... my crowning achievement in life.
2001-06-04 - lock up
2001-06-04 - quandry
2001-06-03 - confession is good for the soul
2001-06-03 - didn't we do this already?
2001-06-02 - step right up ladies and gentleman.... place your bets....
2001-06-02 - laundry day
2001-06-02 - oh so that's what my carpet looks like
2001-06-01 - I'm ok.... you're ok
2001-06-01 - mail call!
2001-06-01 - end tally
2001-05-30 - dysfunctional diarylanders
2001-05-30 - googled
2001-05-28 - feels good in your mouth
2001-05-28 - machinations
2001-05-28 - when you said you'd call, I thought you meant you would call ME, dummy
2001-05-28 - certianly not fruity pebbles
2001-05-27 - big boned
2001-05-27 - tired, in a good way
2001-05-25 - I hold these truths
2001-05-25 - nanner nanner
2001-05-24 - solitary confinement
2001-05-23 - the last Jason entry
2001-05-23 - gold star for my forehead
2001-05-22 - I rule
2001-05-22 - here fishy fishy
2001-05-21 - fire cracker
2001-05-21 - lemon cupckakes before bed
2001-05-20 - if you could hear my thoughts.......... you'd be as bored as I am
2001-05-20 - public opinion
2001-05-22 - mental raincoats
2001-05-20 - all the things I'd be better off without
2001-11-24 - and yet another odd occurance...... I'm blaming Jennifer for this one
2001-05-19 - for the books
2001-05-18 - rumbly in my tumbly
2001-05-30 - cool kids
2001-05-17 - to confuse the spectators
2001-05-17 - now what?
2001-05-16 - theft doesn't pay
2001-05-16 - scoreboards
2001-05-15 - dull knife
2001-05-14 - dirty pop hair
2001-05-13 - wrecked
2001-05-13 - fraying rope
2001-05-13 - a hobby
2001-05-12 - baloney sandwiches
2001-05-12 - maybe it'll fall off
2001-05-11 - ......
2001-05-10 - the questions after 2
2001-05-10 - Happy Happy
2001-05-09 - bring the world a little closer
2001-05-08 - molehill that really was a mountain
2001-05-08 - 4am is mighty early
2001-05-08 - It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
2001-05-07 - I'll do it anyway
2001-05-05 - log out life option
2001-05-04 - the scoreboard
2001-05-02 - things that smolder in the spring.
2001-05-02 - give me a cave with cable
2001-05-01 - beyond strange
2001-04-30 - the pied piper of smit
2001-04-30 - I am not chuck woolery, no sir
2001-04-29 - encores on the 78
2001-04-29 - *sniffle*
2001-04-29 - just the facts
2001-04-28 - burden of proof
2001-04-28 - Short Drive
2001-04-27 - hunky my dory
2001-04-27 - the time warp of suck
2001-04-27 - inbox pet
2001-04-26 - prancing
2001-04-26 - Girlfriend. I didn't say it.
2001-04-25 - For those of you tuned in for Jason
2001-04-25 - Sometimes the sun shines
2001-04-25 - Don't squeeze the Charmin
2001-04-25 - 4 left
2001-04-24 - Do you get a free hockey player when you move to Canada?
2001-04-24 - Pro-mo-tion. Gimme!
2001-04-24 - redhanded indeed.
2001-04-24 - Third Date Rule
2001-04-23 - Is he crafty?
2001-04-23 - they screwed me up and I learned to lie
2001-04-23 - Kamakazi butterfly
2001-05-29 - would you fuck me, cause I'd fuck me
2001-04-22 - Chaos girl, she'll kick your ass
2001-04-22 - Art guys
2001-04-22 - Sometimes I am a girl
2001-04-21 - home depot....
2001-06-16 - the ban remains..... pretty much
2001-12-04 - I'm not sitting on the fat man's lap for this one
2001-09-15 - hold up at the KFC
2001-04-23 - why do they let me have bad things
2001-06-10 - obsessive much?
2001-07-29 - naked men raining from the sky
2001-04-24 - Old boys and the new wave of J
2001-04-23 - I'll be in your car
2001-06-01 - late night snack
2001-05-11 - all thoughts, no course of action
2001-09-13 - I'm smart, but not smart enough obviously
2001-05-12 - sountrack of my life
2001-08-08 - delusions of granduer, and the like
2001-05-31 - hot weather chick
2001-07-11 - things we cheer about
2001-05-04 - apologies to Jason
2001-05-04 - statements of fact
2001-11-25 - even if it doesn't have teeth...
2001-12-15 - Drinking with Bud Bundy
2001-05-03 - all she wanted was a pony
2001-05-11 - the circus is leaving town
2001-05-06 - Ish
2001-11-04 - oh ahhhhhh, ohhhhh
2001-04-29 - bellhop, my baggage please.
2001-05-31 - I've got chills.... they're multiplyin!
2001-05-30 - 2 for 1
2001-05-03 - pictures are deceptive
2001-05-03 - breaking new ground
2001-05-03 - embarrassment
2001-08-13 - the end of the boy spectrum......
2001-11-23 - make your own damn fun
2001-05-26 - blathering
2001-05-03 - clarification
2001-06-04 - 5th
2001-05-24 - a plot

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