things are relatively sane in my world.

whatever do you know?

it was 103 today when we went to lunch which meant when I came home I had to put on shorts.

I hate shorts. pretty much every pair I own except for one very old very worn very big pair of OP cords tend to crawl up my butt. Just what you always needed to know right? unless I wear them 5 sizes to big it's a trip to wedgieville (notice the word evil in wedgiEVILle... yes, exactly.)

plus my legs are so damn shite I could SOS planes with them... they just reflect light.

this is why all my skirts come to the knee or lower only half the blinding reflection of shorts.

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2002-07-24 / 7:27
white legs... very white legs