You know it's bad when someone calls you (Mr B&B, to be exact) and because you're in a good mood they assume you must be drunk.
the conversation went something like:
how are you?
I'm great!
no, how are you?
I'm excellent, really.
how many have you had?
I'm wondering if this trying to tell me I have a problem. but considering I haven't been drinking, I think not.